August 2011
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: Oh my god, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I’VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.Me: HE SAID “HARRY POTTER SUCKS” AND YOU HIT HIM?! Come here, my little Gryffindor, I’ll teach you how to get back at someone the Slytherin way, which also includes not. getting. caught.
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
with Harmony, I had to wait after the end of the books for JKR herself to come out in 2008 and say that “it could have gone that way” that “I wasn’t missguided” and that Ron is not good to marry, only to date while she sees herself as Hermione and her husband as Harry…
with ArMor, even if there…
vaux:
allezangela:parahsalmer:yimute:














